What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..
Two guys were walking down the street ...one was destitute ...
the other was a guitar player as well ..
What do you call a successful musician?
A guy whose girlfriend has 2 jobs.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a guitarist's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
Know how to make a million dollars playing guitar?
Start with two million.
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