Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Belated tribute to April 15

What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..

Two guys were walking down the street ...one was destitute ...
the other was a guitar player as well ..

What do you call a successful musician?
A guy whose girlfriend has 2 jobs.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a guitarist's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.

Know how to make a million dollars playing guitar?
Start with two million.

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